I was going to make some sort of stupid joke about how these are dark days in the bearish stock market, which makes you want to drink. But thankfully I decided to leave that kind of tomfoolery to the professionals. I do really like these pewter and black glass animal shot glasses ($55 for two) because they could be used as office tchotchkes (bear and bull?), paperweights, candle votives, or all three. And if you need to use them for a shot of bourbon in the middle of the work day, they'll work for that too.